So funny I had to post it

• TOP 21 MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO SEE IN MANY OFFICES:
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
  
• Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  
• Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
  
• We put the "k" in "kwality"
  
• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
  
• A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
  
• If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
  
• Plagiarism saves time.
  
• If at first you don't succeed - try management.
  
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  
• TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  
• The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  
• Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  
• "We waste time, so you don't have to."
  
• Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  
• Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  
• A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  
• INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
  
• Succeed in spite of management.
  
• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
  
• You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you