The things kids ask...

• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
• What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
• If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
• If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?
• If all the world's a stage, and all the people players, why isn't there better acting on 'Baywatch'?
• If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?
• If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does she/he owe you money?
• If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
• If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?