Thursday, August 17, 2006

School begins...

School starts once again, and once again its time to win
for failure and success to fight, to defeat the darkness that hides your light
Meet new people with different voices and ways
to continue the friendships with those that have stayed
to do fun things and make new friends
to strengthen old ones so that they never end
Defeat new problems and conquer new tasks
to help the new shy kids to remove their masks
time for a lil V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
for thats what lies ahead and I won't lie
I'm a lil nervous about what in the future will come
I just know that I will not succumb
to the pressure however much that is
oh wait thats my biz
anyway we will see
who has a better year you or me?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

WoD Inc. presents: Jet Kid

Jet Kid is a special agents ninja designed for the sole
purpose of infiltrating enemy facilities, to steal their
High Security files. Jet Kid is also a highly persuasive
interrogator and negotiatior. Will resort to torture if its
subject refuses to be forthcoming with information.
This newest arsenal in the WoD Inc.'s new deadly
weapons program is able to:
  • Fly
  • See through all materials
  • Magic Powers
  • Crotch iron protection (New feature)
  • Special kick butt shoes
  • Iron flexy hands for smackin faces
  • Deadly pig tail
  • Super sonic hearing ability

Those are only the standard features! This new butt-whuppin assassin is the latest model in company defense. Not for purchase.

WoD Inc.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

The world of darktice celebrates its 150th post!

Well goodbye summer. I can't wait for fall.
Its my favorite season

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Each one...

Is God's gift to the world

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Unmeltable

The king's daughter Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

They were M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
(What were you thinking?)

Monday, August 07, 2006

Join The Rebelution!

Check out this link that I added! Its about 2
brothers that are trying to make a difference.
The link is called 'The Rebelution'