Saturday, June 03, 2006

Never say to a cop...

  • 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  • 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  • 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
  • 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
  • 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
  • 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
  • 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  • 8. I pay your salary!
  • 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
  • 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
  • 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
  • 12 When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

2 comments:

sthrnbias531 said...

ahhh 11 is def one of my favs. this is hilarious

lizzie said...

I read this one before.