The things kids ask: Part 2

• If Girls have cooties, why marry them?
• Why do cats have claws, if they only use them to cut fabric?
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
• When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
• If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
• If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
• How do they get the people in the T.v?
• Why?