Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The things kids ask: Part 2

  • If Girls have cooties, why marry them?
  • Why do cats have claws, if they only use them to cut fabric?
  • If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
  • When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
  • If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
  • If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
  • Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
  • Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
  • How do they get the people in the T.v?
  • Why?

3 comments:

Jon Cox said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!
Great questions!

bleeding_heart said...

dude, ur a jerk and a pig and i hate u. and wen u point a finger @ someone, there are 3 more pointing right back at u.

Idblur said...

not if you point them the right way!

pan face!