Saturday, April 22, 2006

So funny I had to post it

  • TOP 21 MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS YOU'RE NOT LIKELY TO SEE IN MANY OFFICES:
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
  • We put the "k" in "kwality"
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • If at first you don't succeed - try management.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • TEAMWORK ... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • "We waste time, so you don't have to."
  • Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  • Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  • INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
  • Succeed in spite of management.
  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
  • You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you

2 comments:

macho crunk said...

I'll drink to that!

The Bad Good Girls said...

u'll drink 2 anything u water guppy. ps- le chaim